I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
Photo courtesy: Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, Florida
Charge(s): Permitting an unauthorized operator to drive, and possession of cocaine and narcotic equipment
This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
one year the university of chicago’s admission essay was “relate play-doh to plato” and i wish i could have applied and just sent this picture