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22

Jul

(Source: greasyskin)

21

Jul

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

image

(Source: promoted)

(Source: jimmytfallon)

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

16

Jul

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

(Source: blvcknvy)

thankfulforanotherdawn:

trap life.

thankfulforanotherdawn:

trap life.

(Source: cloud-xi)

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod)

05

Jul

sure-and-steadfast:

The best way to spend a day.

sure-and-steadfast:

The best way to spend a day.

dottievonlacee:

Me. Now

dottievonlacee:

Me. Now

(Source: julianish)

gayobamafanfiction:

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

this should have been made years ago i was actually contemplating getting a sippy cup for wine

gayobamafanfiction:

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

this should have been made years ago i was actually contemplating getting a sippy cup for wine

(Source: pugsessed)